Saturday, April 30, 2011

hairy, everyone. everyone, hairy.

she arrived a few days ago, and finally got a name yesterday: harriet susan jones. i told kelly that i was gonna call her "hairy" whether or not she was named "harriet," but "luckily" now her "nickname makes sense." i "love" "quotation marks."""""""""

she's really cute. i was going to try and take a bite of her cheeks, but the nurse threatened to go all Shaking Grown-Up Syndrome on me, so i ceased. for now.

this is now my sister's entire brood:

Monday, April 25, 2011

she's so hot that i had to write a song about how hot she is

when i transferred to the U, i was pleased to find that the law school has its fair share of talent. however, one beautiful baby in particular stood out to me. i've never met her, and we've never spoken, but she's such a babe that i found it necessary to write a song about her.

so this is for you, The Hot Girl. thank you for being so hot.

Monday, April 4, 2011

typical monday night

just sitting around looking distinguished following my dinner with Chief Justice Roberts (of the United States Supreme Court), the Lt. Governor of Utah, and the Utah Attorney General.