Friday, July 16, 2010

the chubbiest little strawberry ever

Tuesday, July 6, 2010

i am evolution

i concluded my trip to denver with some dental work provided by jeph's brother, dub. dub cleaned my teeth, fixed two cavities (no bad considering how long it had been since i made it to the dentist), and i'm pretty sure he bonded two of my teeth together. for those of you who don't know dub, he loves making uncomfortable jokes and engaging in inappropriate corey-touching. there was little of both during the trip, and i think he made up for it by creating one tooth where there had been twain. i only think this because i tried to floss, and the floss kept breaking before it would go in between the two teeth in the back which he fixed. if it wasn't dub's fault, perhaps my teeth just have a natural resistance to floss. perhaps i am...evolution.