Monday, March 15, 2010

an offering

i will give this well-used razor, almost-expired yogurt, and $.51 to anyone willing to finish my legal writing paper for me.


Chance and Emily said...

Definately could use the 51 cents for Noah and Sawyer's piggy bank. The expired yogurt, while it could have been good, kind of grosses me out. And your razor is quite pathetic. I mean seriously.........what is that?! If anyone tried to shave their face with that, it would be like shaving with a piece of glass....OUCH!

So when are you coming to visit?!?!

Jen said...

I'm guessing that "well used" razor wasn't well used by you...your beard is entirely too awesome for that.