Saturday, November 21, 2009

just to clear things up

i know that there have been some rumors about my personal life swirling around both of the internets. i don't normally divulge many aspects of my personal life online, but for this particular matter i'm going to make an exception. i'm here tonight to just cut through the bologna and attempt to set the record straight.

yes, it's true that i once tried to eat a small child while he wasn't looking.